Scooter Pricks

Driving at 25 mph along a residential road, a scooter rider, you know the one, he sits right back on the passenger seat with some top F1 helmet and some silly pea-shooter exhaust, revving the nuts off the pure power of his 50 cc monster, waits till the last minute has gone and pulls out right in front of me.

Thank heavens for the 4x4's brakes, but then he has to show his manly prowess by pulling a wheelie inches from my front bumper,



then the twat stalls.

So nearly did he join the collection of bug splats on my front bumper.

He won't last long.

What's wrong with these idiots, can't they get a proper bike?

Answered my own question, methinks.

Oh you poor deluded fools

The BBC has a site to post anti and thankfully for 4x4 ownership, oh! and any other largish car.

Greenies keep going on about four wheel drives should not be used in towns. Well you know nothing about driving you cock suckers as 4 wheel drive is the safest system you can possibly get.

Bloody hell, anyone who does not know this should cycle down to the police station and hand in their licence.

Front wheel drive are for House Wives and Grannies whilst rear wheel drive are for people that know how to drive, very few of you I think and 4 wheel drive are for people that like to get from A to B without ending up in a ditch.

It is a safety aid people, like airbags and seat belts. Yes the downer is that they use marginally more fuel but so do all safety aids as they add to the weight of the vehicle thus increasing petrol consumption.

You Green Saddos are just effing stoopid. There is nothing you can do so get out and have a life.

And another thing.......

Considering the amount of baseball hat wearing cocks that drive those ridiculous Novas and Citroen ZXs, you know the ones with exhaust pipes the size of dustbins and no suspension travel so that they grind their sumps whenever they go over anything as big as a frozen pea, with no insurance, tax etc, anyway they drive them for no reason at all.

Their journeys are not essential, in fact their trips, driving as if stolen, oh! maybe they are, are downright dangerous.

It is their very existance that has convinced me that if my family has to share the same roads as these t*ssers, I have to give them the best protection that I can afford.

A FUCK OFF BIG 4x4!!!!!!

There you go green activists, sort that lot out. Get the police back on the roads and maybe you will save the planet that way. I'll tell you this, you'll get a lot more support. EVEN FROM ME.

Spitting Image

Some twit called Cameron, sorry stopped knowing who members of the cabinet were since the demise of Spitting Image, has suggested that we Hug a Thug.

Surely he meant Hug a Thug very tightly around the neck until they lose fucking conciousness.

Anti 4X4 Bollox

Having only used this sight to post pics of my old car, now sold, vandalism of our latest family car has prompted me to write this.

Those Anti 4X4 pillocks have brainwashed some turd to key every panel of every large car in our street. Now I might of even been thinking of getting rid of the beast to get something a little more frugal but as you cnuts have now made it financially impossible to sell the car I am going to have to keep it.

I have been driving for 25 years and it is only lately that this jealousy erupting into mindless vandalism has erupted. What next!

What about sports cars that only carry 2 people, vans that are only used to carry large goods every few days or so, couples owning 5 seater cars and on and on. It is the thin edge of the wedge people. These muesli munching fuckwits want our cars, our individualism, our souls.

They are no better than the loonytic fundamentalists, of all religions.

This country is supposed to be democratic with freedom of choice so why should we let a bunch of soap dodgers hold sway over us all.

The government have only got on the "green" bandwagon as it is a great way to make more money out of us. Just because someone has to pay £300 a year to park their large car in Richmond does not mean that they will get rid of it. They own one because they wanted it or even needed it.

So the infinitessimally miniscule effect that the UK emissions have on the planet as a whole will continue whilst the government sits back and rubs it hands with glee.

And to the tossers that damaged the cars, people are getting very angry so I don't hold out much hope for you if you are caught.

Sorry that my first post in ages had to be a rant, maybe the next one will be written when I am in a lighter mood.