Food Poisoning

Was it the Chili Con Carne or the Thai meal? Bloody expensive food as its cost me a days work. Maybe I should stop eating out as I'm sick, no pun intended, of paying good money to get ill.

Wash yer bloody hands!

Gas Guzzling Biatch

Dropped the Landy at the dealer's today for some bits to be sorted and the guy commented on the lovely key work all over my car.

Then he tells me of a woman in another part of this great metropolis that has had "Gas Guzzling Bitch" scratched into the bonnet of her car. I reckon that he did it himself.

I would be proud to have that etched into my Landy, it would look well 'ard.

Maybe I could market keying style stickers, now there's an idea.