Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So no one visits this site then, not even me. No I can't be bothered. Too pissed off to write anything of any interest, as if I ever did.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Food Poisoning

Was it the Chili Con Carne or the Thai meal? Bloody expensive food as its cost me a days work. Maybe I should stop eating out as I'm sick, no pun intended, of paying good money to get ill.

Wash yer bloody hands!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Gas Guzzling Biatch


Dropped the Landy at the dealer's today for some bits to be sorted and the guy commented on the lovely key work all over my car.

Then he tells me of a woman in another part of this great metropolis that has had "Gas Guzzling Bitch" scratched into the bonnet of her car. I reckon that he did it himself.

I would be proud to have that etched into my Landy, it would look well 'ard.

Maybe I could market keying style stickers, now there's an idea.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Jade Goody


owns a Porsche 911. Has the world gone fucking mad? What kind of society lets that waste of space drive that kind of car. Bet she has the slushmatic version.

Another example of how this sports car is priced to be bought by posers rather than people who would actually drive them.

More importantly, the front pages are full of how this Chav has been rude to another girl on telly yet 12 people died in the gales yesterday, including a little boy.

Once again has the world gone fucking mad?

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Arse Engined Nazi Slot Car

Mac won't post pic but PC can.

Carrera 997S

Or 911 to you people that don't worship at the feet of Dr Porsche. Had one of these babies for a cool 24 hours, lent to me by the friendly people at Porsche. OK so they don't know that I don't have a spare £80,000 lying around but what a buzz, the speed, the sound, the awesome traction coming out of a corner, its like riding the space shuttle before they go power-up to 104%.

This is the car of my dreams but alas it does not live up to my exacting standards. Apart from the rich posers in town who waft around with their girltronic auto versions of this great machine, the car is wasted in the city. It has to be walked over the speed bumps, its angry in gridlock as it just wants to go, parking is a nightmare with those 19 ins alloys that cost a bomb, protected by a mere sliver of rubber, and, you greenies take note, it does 10 mpg in town and struggles to 20 mpg on a run. Makes my Land Rover look like Scrooge on a economy drive.

10 mpg, who cares, this is nearly a 4 litre lump pushing out 355 bhp, 0 - 60 in 5 and a bit secs and I so want one.

Must keep doing the lottery and if you must know, I drove it like it was stolen, how it was meant to be driven. Shame is, if I ever get to own one, I'll be old and unable to drive it properly thus I will be buying the softmatic version and posing around town.

Friday, December 01, 2006

AGAIN!!!!

Some fucker has keyed my car again. What do you want me to do, move, sell the car. Can't as it is so damaged I'll have to keep it thus destroying the ozone layer all on its own.

You scum sucking tosser.